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v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.
Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?
Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways
Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again
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Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.
Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!
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A hoe who uses men the way a hermit crab uses a shell. When she grows out of one, she's on to the next.
Stacey has been through 27 boyfriends in the last five months. Stacey is a hermit hoe.
Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.
"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."
A man who tries to fit his entire body inside a pussy and hide there for the rest of his life
Yo, I heard Noah is a pussy hermit