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Another term for a foot job, appropriate when the giver's feet are a little hairy or the act is animal-like or extremely vigorous.
She gave me a hoof hugger so hard, I had to wrap my cock in gauze afterward. There was so much friction, I thought we were going to start a fire!
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When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.
"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."
A fat, and/or obese female. for they eat big macs, and are cows, hence fatness.
Michael: woah dude, you see that bigmac on the hoof?
Luke: yeah man, insane.
bung hoof - a broken foot australian slang coming from bung meaning broken and hoof referring to the foot
"oi bung hoof how'd you break your foot"
"i was attacked by 6 black crack heads'
'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.
"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"
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A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.
"ewww jamie said lauren had a hoof burger"
"maaan no way, thats discusting, does it bite?"
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