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A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.
I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.
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when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.
Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
Snorting Ketamine and inhaling Nitrous Oxide.
Damn, there was so much Cake and Ice Cream I thought we were at some kid’s fucking birthday party.
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a hairstyle, favored by african american women, in which hair is swirled and varnished in a way that it resembles the swirl of a dairy-queen ice cream cone
That Tashiqua has got some serious ice cream hair.
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A fucking sandwich made of chocolate cookies and vanilla ice cream. Not something to do with sex or shitting on someone. Thats nasty bro. Like, why would you take a delicious ice cream treat and turn it dirty minded?
You see, this (see GIF below), is an ice cream sandwich. Not that nasty shit y’all think up.
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The opposite of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching Netflix and having intercourse with someone you decide to have a night to yourself and masterbate vigorously.
Guy 1:Hey man what you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I don't know, it's been a long day so probably stay at home and Hulu and ice cream.
Guy 1:You're pathetic.