I can do that in Tony Hawk.

A phrase used when you want to look awesome, but somebody just beat you to it. Refers to the game series "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater," where would-be real life impressive feats can be performed with a few button presses.

Dude 1: Man, that guy just did a 900.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

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I can feel your pain

Something you would say to someone in a deep and relatable situation, especially when they are referring to their past and you had a similar past or a different past but still felt the same thing.

Oliver: All of my life, I have felt like nobody has given me attention
Katie: I can feel your pain

i can t hear broke

u dont want to talk , or listen to someone who doesn t have what u have .

most of the time said to ppl who have wired headphones & not airpods

aniya ( w/ wired apple headphones : hey girl
me ( w/ airpods in ) : sorry , i can t hear u . my bad i can t hear broke

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Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest

Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

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i do what i can

when someone mentions something about how you look or sound or smell

Will- Amanda your so lanky
Amanda- i do what i can

sara- Ashley you smell kind of bad
ashley- whatever i do what i can

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Priori i-can-taste-em

The splendid journey of olfactory sensations and taste memories you experience while cleaning out food-covered dishes in the sink, re-experiencing each dish in the reverse order in which you placed it there.

Tom: Ah, yes...I sense the taco dinner on this plate...now, that plastic container which held my half-eaten tuna sandwich lunch...and what's this, left from my breakfast? The rotten egg residue clinging to the nonstick pan. Expelliarmus, foul odors of last week's meals!
Harry: You just achieved priori i-can-taste-em!