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Guy: What happen to your life man?
Me: My life be like ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo
this feeling of momentary overwhelming anxiety. often used in an exaggerated joking sense
roommate 1 - Girl you cant find your keys?? you're about to be late to class, and you know you have an exam today!!
roommate 2 - *searching for keys* UGGGHHH! I know! what is my life?!
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A phrase that is used in past tense to describe a situation
in which another person knowingly attacks and defiles you
as a person based upon an action you have done,
resulting in their nasty rebuttle.
Note- Sometimes results from doing nothing at all
Similar to chewing someone out, or personally attacking one's character.
Can be used in future tense such as "Don't make me come at your life."
Or present tense "I'm coming at your life right now!"
past tense-- Mark "Came At My Life" today when he found out I was pregnant with an unknown baby daddy.
Present tense-- Why are you "Coming At My Life?"
Future tense-- I swear if you do that I will "Come At Your Life!"
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A website where slutty girls like to post stories of all the slutty things they do, and Bros posting that they need to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwhich.
Last year I fucked the entire boys soccer team at my school. This year? The Varsity football players PLUS the coach. MLIH
I fucked seven guys tonight...all at the same time. Yeah, my life is ho. MLIH
All these stories are hot, but you hoes need to get back into the kitchen.
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My wife made me take the kids to the zoo so I decided to call my life.
"Stop My Life" may be used as a phrase to describe a moment that is so incredibly amazing or hilarious that you need your life to stop so you can deal with its awesomeness.
(May be substituted for the phrase "OhEmGee")
An 85 year old woman wearing a gold jumpsuit, USA wristbands, and rocking out to Britney Spears is dancing outside your bedroom window.
"Whoa.. stop my life"
A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.
- In the morning after a sleepover -
1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*
2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.
1st Guy: Fuck My Life.
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