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The worst event in online history.
The tragedy of The December 22 Incident
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When a man puts super-glue all over his dick, then engages in sex. A few minutes later, hes stuck!!
God dammit!!! Another fucking super glue incident, these are happening more and more!!
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January 5th, 2022. 2 irresponsible staff members from the discord server "TheNeonNados" hosted raids in multiple servers which was against staff code. They got into trouble (not really wtf) and said they'd never do it again. Both staff members claim this never happened. Well it did and there were multiple witnesses that claim they saw the horrors of the raid.
Jan 5th Incident is real and you can't deny it
In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!
when bro says he will get on in "20 minutes" then dissapears off the face of the earth
Bro: "I'll be on soon"
You: "This better not be another '20 Minute Incident'"
Bro: ______
When one proceeds to smoke a bowl of salvia, then run around naked singing "wrecking ball" while destroying the surrounding drywall.
the party was going great before Joe had a Miley Cyrus incident
The Mount-Chillad Incident on August 4, 2021 on the fictional mountain in Grand Theft Auto V. Nick Mullin, the person involved with this incident was fighting with two other people one of them his brother. Nick was a little bit angry about what was happening. Nick said, "That's it!" then he got up from his chair grabbed a knife from the kitchen then went to his brother's room with said knife. Nick said, "Get away from me!" then his mother walked into the room and said, "Nicholas, put the knife down". Nick stormed into his room locked his door and started crying, he said multiple things. Some of those things were, "I don't even wanna live anymore" and "For years and you've did nothing! Control your son!".
"Remember The Mount-Chillad Incident?"
"Yeah dude that was crazy!"