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When the world's worst scientists and academics come together, because they have given up on what they do, and try to explain our existence through the use of magic, excrement, and poorly written books. See also Creationism, Mississipi, ignorant fuck, and giving up.
Philip: The science shit is too hard, we should make it easier.
Mike: Do you believe in magic?
Philip: Sure.
Mike: Cool...that was easy...but we should call it Intelligent Design.
Philip: Let's male-space-dock.
Mike: Ok, I love your balls.
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When a person relies on google as their complete resource for everything. Someone of usually no intelligence can pretend they know things just by using google.
Chris is only limited to google intelligence, he doesn't really know much about anything.
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a person who is badass yet also is extremely smart and cunning can overcome any task no matter the odds and ussaully does this stealthly.
person 1: i just played that new Metal gear game and sanke is totally an itelligent badass.
person 2: yea will i just played that new splinter cell game and sam fisher is just if not more of an intelligent badass
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something that i dont believe in. i mean, if intelligent design is real, then why do we guys have nuts on thoe outside of our body in a place that is easily accessable?!?!?!WHY?!?
Today I was sack tapped and fell on the floor clutching at my nuts thinking: WHAT THE HELL?! THERE IS NO WAY THAT INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS INTELLIGENT!
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1.pseudoscientific argument from incredibility, presented as a counter to evolutionary theory.
"I don't understand how this could have happened naturally; therefore, God did it. - Stand argument for Intelligent design.
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Advocated by the Christian right, a "scientific" theory proposing that the gaps in the darwinian theory of evolution can only be explained by the existance of a supreme being, and thus should be taught in public schools.
complete bullshit.
"The school board voted on intelligent design."
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Someone who has high intelligence quotient IQ but low EQ.
(IQ = intelligence quotient; EQ = emotional quotient)
That intelligent fool is good to know only at school since she puts everyone off in social settings.
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