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He is very cute according to me and everyone else i have shown him to so he cant deny it. he is a booly too and mocks me for having said cocky milk ONE TIME ON A DEFINITION WTF MEAN. and for nervous brushing my hair and having glasses smh. but i still love him anyways and infinitely more than he loves me so haha he cant deny it because its a definition now. so yeet he is also perfect and a gift from god like the actual meaning of his name. <333
how is jeff so perfect
yeah like its impossible to be perfect how does he do it
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A arrogant, selfish, low life piece of dog tird who thinks they are God's gift to women and men too in sure. A greedy manipulator who only cares for himself and doesn't care who he uses along the way. And older guy usually like to act like they are still young and tries to be something like a Larry hover or big meech.
OMG my daughter is sick in a hospital and her husband is out not riding in her car with another women I can't believe he's being such a Jeff
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A very fucked up malay that eats pork and claims dinosaurs never existed
A: Eh You know Jeff?
B: Ya he always with that guy Webster eating pork and a guy called AA which keeps following him.
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World record holder for penis size (length). Measuring 34" in a flaccid state, Jeff cannot achieve an erection without running the risk of death due to low blood flow to the brain. A true tragedy.
Damn, Jeff is 34" long soft, but he can't get hard. I guess he'll just have to use it for tether ball or something.
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an extremely small kid
always looks 3-4 years younger than actual age
dam that nigga is so jeff
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A 200 lb fat fuck, that thinks he’s good at football. He also has an abnormally huge mole on his face, with his mop hair.he also tried to die once and brought the whole rope down with him. He also goes from girl to girl and uses them to make others jealous. He is also a school shooter
Oh look it’s jeff,
I wonder if he is hiding food in his fat rolls
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