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shaking hands with jfk

Masterbating, playing with yourself. shaking the morning wood

Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk

by Leonard devine July 1, 2008

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


JFK hair cut

When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.

Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut

by who the real dookie? March 20, 2010

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


JFK airport parking whore

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!

A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.

by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


JFK single bullet theory

The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.

"Dude, that JFK single bullet theory we pulled on Sarah the other night was the absolute tits!"

by Shlicky September 15, 2006

49πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


jfk from clone high

JFK from clone high is a clone high character that is obsessive over women, and usually refers to then as β€œbroads”. He is most known for his Boston accent.

β€œJFK from clone high is such a cool person!”

β€œI like your funny words, magic man!”

by RandomGuy1245 March 7, 2021

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


JFK

Japanese French kissing.

Like dfk- deep French kissing, the JFK is is more untamed open mouth and tongue licking face similar to what is seen in japanese porn. It is very unsightly to see, but when performed correctly, it is very erotic.

I need to JFK a bitch. Ive been fiending for some action.

by Bbkingjon May 4, 2022


JFK

A very funny man from Clone High, normally wanting to hit on someone or be on the sports team.

JFK Quotes:
β€œYour wet.”
β€œI WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY”
β€œMY ABS ARE SO FIRM YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON β€˜EM”
β€œNacho?”

by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020