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Jared

One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation

"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."

by Gerch December 4, 2007

256๐Ÿ‘ 315๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jared

A creepy boy who likes to approach women in grocery stores while stroking his little dick.

Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.

by Noot noot January 20, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


jared

a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!

jeny: jared your soo weird

jared: no u!

jeny: jk your cool

jared: no u!

jeny: aww thanks teehee!!

jared: no u!

jeny: k.. getting annoying now.

jared: lalalala

jeny: ah my ears!

by jeny March 1, 2008

175๐Ÿ‘ 219๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jared

Jared is very tall ,kind ,sweat and sometimes funny. When he puts his hair up he looks great , but he all was looks grate and he is all was there for you weather you need to or not . He can be annoying at times but in a funny way he will Love you and cuddle you if you get a Jared know that you are a very lucky person and if you ever get a chance to hear his real voice you will love it just like I do and you will love everything about him just like I do โคโคโค

You will love Jared

by L. K. E. May 8, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jared

The guy who doesn't give a shit

Ace: I wish I was a Jared
Jared: No one gives a shit

by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jared

Loves memes and most likely wears glasses. He likes to go to the gym to watch girls work out. He also says kinky a lot. PS he loves bath bombs there tasty

"Jared's trash!"
"Jared says kinky"
"Jared stop eating bath bombs!!"

by Brotatochip1820 November 14, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jared

He a bitch but we love him

Jared, you a bitch. But we love you.

by Toesheo September 15, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž