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noun: A variant on the "Alaskan Pipeline." (Which is when one takes a shit in a condom, lets it freeze over night, and then proceed to masturbate with it.)
The Return of the Jedi implies pleasuring oneself with the pipeline and then squeezing the frosty turd out of the condom and into a person's asshole; allowing it to thaw and then shitting it out again.
"Man, this broad I had sex with last night was such a freak. Not only did she want to do the Alaskan pipeline, but then she wanted the Return of the Jedi too!"
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This is a person's first stage in their Jedi training. Jedi Hopefuls are very young children taken to the Jedi Temple to be trained under Jedi Masters such as Yoda. These Jedi Hopeful will usually be trained in a group of pupils and will live at the Jedi Temple. Because they are taken at such young ages, most have never known their true parents; thus they have few problems coping with the "strange" environment of the Jedi Temple. Jedi Hopefuls remain training at the Jedi Temple until they are chosen to be a Padawan learner by either a Jedi Knight or Master. If by a certain age a Jedi Hopeful has not been selected to become a Padawan, they will be sent to work in community service of the Galactic Republic. Depending on their skills, they may be supervised to ensure that they do not cause trouble through their Jedi knowledge.
Becoming a Jedi Hopeful is a great honor. They are usually choosen by Jedi Masters and Knights who encounter them on their journeys throughout the galaxy.
Anakin Skywalker was accepted into the Jedi Order at an older age, thus he skipped the Jedi Hopeful stage of his training and became a Padawan learner of Jedi Knight Obi-Wan-Kenobi.
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A term used to describe a memeber of a Special Ops unit of the american military. Basically a modern "jedi knight" due to his badassness and the fact that he can basically kick anybodys' ass.
Cliff: So what are you? Rangers? Navy Seals? Delta Force?
Nick: Offically I can't say.
Cliff: Unoffically?
Nick: I'm a fuckin' american jedi.
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a girl that pisses you off then drags you into the bedrrom to fuck your brains out so you forget about beng angry as hell at her
that fucking whore tasha is such a cock jedi i can't get rid of her, who can argue with 6 times a day?
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The neon colored pee one gets after taking a large amount of B vitamins, or drinking an energy drink.
I can't drink any more Monster, just went to the bathroom and I already have a jedi fountain going on.
Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.
Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."
It means "Multi-tasking.."
Try the Jedi technique - known as 'multi-tasking' :)