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Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption.
She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.
When dads get together and hangout by a fire and share beef jerky
Hey wanna have a circle jerky this weekend?
When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.
Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky
When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.
Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!
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When a male masterbates then ejaculates across the bridge of a females nose, creating the resemblance of a turkey snood.
Jack jerked off onto Jill's face and thought to himself, what a jerky snood I just gave that turkey.
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The epitome of all curse words. Is a noun. Basically means that someone is not worthy of living because of their face. Worse then calling someone a motherf***er
The worst insult you could ever call someone.
Ever.
I hate you! I HATE YOU! YOUR nothing but a stinkin... a stinkin jerky face!
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The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.
Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?
Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.
Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?
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