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When you jerk off on Christmas Eve
“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
Another term for an Ice Cream truck
“Guys, grab your cash, the Jingle Scoot is coming down the road!”
Term to be used during the holiday shopping season. Similar to asshole, but defines holiday shopping crazies or people in general who get in your way.
Get out of my fucking way you jingle-hole.
an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.
my version of a popular christmas jingle:
Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!
The art of two friend wrapping their testiculs around each other then pulling away fast. Whoever does not scream wins
They played jingle balls
An acute debilitating disease of the foot, common among the elf community, that results in the curving of the toes to accommodate the shape of the “official” elf shoe.
I had to take a few days off from Santa's workshop because of this damn jingle toe.
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one who does something so obnoxious, others are at a loss for words when trying to find some name to call him.
Stop being such a jingle nuts and just open the closet the right way rather than trying to head butt it open.
Justin you are a real jingle nuts.
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