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This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.
Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.
A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”
“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”
the best person you wil ever meet! great lover and very clever. loves travelling and techno partys. Jort is FUCKING awesome!
Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.
Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.
National jort day is on may 26
person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day
National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.
“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”