Kale Marr

This fuckin' Man Bear Pig Creature found in the wild jungle of matata. He travels via hooves to this school edikum to beat everyone at sports then eat them cos he's a man bear pig.


Oh and he's gay with jacob

Toni: Oh my gawsh, WAT DE FACK IS THAT?!?!

Roger: It's a Kale Marr.

Toni: I thought Man Bear Pigs were extinct.

Roger: You thought wrong.

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Kale Boy

The word used to describe a Black Transgender Lesbian Woman Democrat Femenist Communist with Red Hair. I don't know either.

Fucking Kale Boy

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Kale Chips

A person who's sense of humor is dank memes, bad puns, and takes a liking to gay couples and thinks they're adorable. Usually a chatterbox but can be really quiet and shy. Person's silliness is tremendous and makes everyone laugh. Is amazingly pretty and thinks no one likes her. Has friends that no one likes but she thinks are amazing, and help her through everything. Is depressed, mild-severe general anxiety. Wants to be emo when in reality everyone thinks she already is. Real name is usually Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kale, Kaeli, etc.

"Hey, Kale Chips! Do you want to sit with us at lunch today?"

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Kale Mary Burger

A burger served with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kale Mary Burger, you should try it!"

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kale chip ass

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards

Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.

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Citizen Kale Burger

A burger served with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Citizen Kale Burger, you should try it!"

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Kale Soup Shit

'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.

Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.

Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.

'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.

Person 1: "Frank has kale soup for lunch again"
Person 2: "Kale Soup Shit, T-minus 7 minutes."

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