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When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'
'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'
A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.
I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!
When a guy fingers a women and his hand smells afterwards which is known as kipper hand
Man you’ve got kipper hand after fingering that bird
Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.
Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.
To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
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"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish
the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank