Knock

A unit of measurement for any object that defines how many times it would take to kill someone if you hit them round the head with it.

The lower the knock value, the harder the object is (generally).

Dan: "Hey, this is a good baguette; a nice 150 knocks."

Amy: "This bread is stale, it's lost about 30 knocks."

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#knock #knock

What people post on Twitter when they possibly just swatted someone.

@poodlecorp #knock #knock

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knock

Clothes/gear.Used in the city of Cork in Ireland. Used by scumbags.

"Get any decent knock in town?"

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knock

to tell on someone

person 1: im grounded because my parents found out that i stole gum from the gas station.
person 2: i didnt knock on you.

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Knocking

punching a door till the other person opens it. It’s also known as something parents and/or haven’t learned yet.

mom: *comes in without warning*
me: *crying about something* “mom! ever heard of knocking?”

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knock

an attempt to speak to a love interest. ANTONYMS: HOLLA, POP

i was at the club, TRYNA knock at this female...-

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Knock knock zoom zoom

When you knock on a random persons door then run away.

Bad kids in the neighborhood: “y’all wanna play knock knock zoom zoom”

Other kids: “yeaaaaa”

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