Lard Ass

Somebody who is so Fat that their Ass has become almost as big as the rest of their body

Look at that Lard Ass that is emmbarASSing

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lard thrower

a person who throws lard; commonly an insult.

term created popular in their own mind by the user that submitted this.

cool kid: you're a lard
other kid: nah m8 i will no scope yo 360 no scope you be ded
cool kid: okay mr. lard thrower
other kid: WH YYDYDYDYDDYDY

lard lord

A very large (fat) person.

This fatass weighs 678 lbs! What a lard lord.

Lard Nugget

A lardo who is a fat nugget!

Good job! U lard nugget!
Hey! Lardnugget!

Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

Lard Tits

The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area

I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits

Poo-Lard

Poo-lard is a hangry being, his super tasting abilities are through the roof. He does not believe in the Green Party as free education is for people who want to pay more than a loonie for a bud light. Poo-Lard is a horny fuck who is found most of the time wanking dry in his blue muscle shirt.
“Give this to my family incase if we die”
-general poo-lard
“My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard
“Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard

Do not bring up the Green Party or poo-lard will use his super tasting ability’s to fuck ur mom.