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Jedahi and seths carry dis wepon and fite each otha
cyborg man loves stealing laser swords.
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A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.
Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"
A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"
bob "you haven't dicked her down?"
"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
A highly accurate instrument which measures movement less than a millimetre deep inside the earth
The laser seismograph said there was a slight quake underneath the earth's surface.
improved vision one has achieved following laser eye surgery
I love my laser vision; I don't need glasses anymore.
"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"
When you pee inside of your girlfrien´s butt while having sex.
Mark- Damn I have to pee! But I don´t want to go....
Annie- Just pull the laser!
Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.