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When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.
“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”
Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
Lawyer Morty: *Whispering*
Morty: What? N-no I don't wanna see your pog collection.
The act of owning someone in an argument by using lines that are commonly used in a court case. Usually used when someone asks you a question you don't want to answer. This act usually results in your opponent shutting up for good.
Bob: Hey, dude, I heard you were talking about me in the locker room.
John: I wasn't talking about you.
Bob: Seriously, John, what the hell were you talking about? I know it was about me.
John: I plead silence regarding this point of the testimony.
Bob: Wait, what?
John: I stand by my right to remain silent.
Bob: What the hell are you talking about?!
John: You may not accuse the witness of a crime unless you have decisive evidence to back up your claim.
Bob: Dude, you've lost me. What is this stupid crap you're giving me?!
John: The prosecutor may not badger the witness and ask them questions irrelevant to the topic being suggested right now.
Bob: Huh?
John: OBJECTION!!!
Bob: ...
John: ...YOU GOT OWNED...LAWYER-STYLE!!!
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The practice of finding and abusing loopholes in written and spoken contracts. Used mainly by lawyers, in court and in everyday life.
Spoken Contract by Lawyer: If the iPhone comes out at Macworld I will buy you one
Person: Umm, ok, Steve announced the iPhone. You'll buy me one when it comes out in June, right?
Lawyer: No, in fact, I said if the iPhone COMES OUT at macworld i'd buy you one, which it didn't, so therefore I am in no way obligated to purchase said phone for you.
Person: Come on, quit playing Lawyer Ball
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One who argues against a popular and politically correct cause or position, as a committed opponent, to convince people to reconsider their views.
-Daniel just made a post talking shit about all the refuges from Syria, saying they shouldn't come here.
-Yeah, but you know he's the devil's lawyer.
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What a startup software company will be required to have if patent trolls take over the USPTO if they have not already.
Michael: "Dude, your software program made over 10 million bucks! What are you going to do with that cash?"
Rob: "Nothing, I barely made any cash for myself since I had to pay for our 1,000 man lawyer army. Lodsys and SCO have already sued us, but I think we can win this time."
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The misleading term for public defence attorney used by Republicans to indirectly attack Democrats. They are said to be ambulance chasers; they will sue if an individual or group of individuals commits an act which is unethical or illegal.
Insurance companies would never pay anyone a dime if it weren't for public defence attorneys.
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