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A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.
First photo: Her and a 2-year old
Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!
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What happens is that Ryuko Matoi starts to call you "a little pogchamp"
Ryuko: Ugh, fine i guess you are my little pogchamp, cmere.
Someone: Y/N
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My little thing defines someone special and petite. You can use it for your gf, lover, spouse or child.
In this sentence, "a thing" does not mean an object.
My little thing. My poor little thing. My sweet little thing.
the best person in the world <3
bestaysssss
he's my little potato
That one little miss i got as a result in a uquiz and the desc fit me perfectly. If you searched this it probably suits you too. This result made me spiral so be careful my lovely
“Your result is: little miss at my fucking breaking point”
“…shit”
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute (also known as Oreimo) is the best fucking anime to ever exist omg
The entire show was a jacob collier moment
"Yo Andy, also known as Noobieslayer, also known as Amfu, also known as AndysNoobie"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"
Your small dick
"Hey Jimmie,what do you call your penis?" "My little tucker"