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Getting it on in a Mc Donald's drive-thru.
Mmm, dang. Scotty gave me some mc lovin last night while we waited for our Big Macs.
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When while working out of town with a female co-worker who just so happens to be named Summer, you are forced to endure incessant crying about being homesick, missing her puppy/boyfriend, stress of everyday life, etc, but as a reward get to achieve your lifelong quest of pulling a Filthy Ricardo on her hoe ass when you encounter her sloppy drunk in the hotel lobby.
Had me some Summer Lovin' last night after I caught that hoe slippin' in the lobby.
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Freaky Sex with a hamster, or someone that resembles one. It usually includes various positions with hamster porn in the background, lots of squealing and some fur pulling. Usually does not include foreplay, or similar. Most of the time they include tards, animals, strobe lights
She came over and I gave her some hamsta lovin'.
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when your significant other wants to have sex when they are pissed. which leads to very enjoyable "rough love". pretty much the kinkiest sex you can have.
last night i told my old lady that she looked fat in her red dress and we ended up mad lovin' for 6 hours.
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Have your girl put on a glove (latex, rubber, oven mitt...whatever you have around). The girl will shove her hand up your ass with the glove on. Pull out glove covered in shit. Have the girl jerk you off with the shitty glove. Blow your load in the girls nose. The girl snorts the cumshot up her nose and spits it out onto the glove. Slap the girl with the glove and shout "poopy glove love!"
"Hey want to try The Lovin' Mitt, bitch?"
"Sure, that's legit shit"
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The act of masturbation. The implications of the term vary depending on gender.
Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.
Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."
Jim- What are you doing this weekend?
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.
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The opposite of True Lovin'. Pretending to love someone to gain something.
Person 1: Jessica is only dating him to get to his money.
Person 2: She says she loves him.
Person 1: Fake lovin' ho.
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