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Moro Islamic Liberation Front
The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao, Philippines and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government. In January 1987, the MNLF signed an agreement relinquishing its goal of independence for Muslim regions and accepting the government's offer of autonomy. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, the next largest faction, refused to accept the accord and initiated a brief offensive that ended in a truce later that month. The Mindanao-based Moro Islamic Liberation Front fields around 2,900 troops.
The MILF was formed in 1977, over 20 years before the movie American Pie came out, took the abriviation, and made it famous for something entirely different.
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Mother I'd Like To Fuck. Also known as ILTFMM (I'd like to fuck my mother).
A MILF is someone who....
1) Makes your penis erect when you know she shouldn't.
2) Spoils friendships. Telling your best friend you'd like to fuck their mother will only cause arguments.
3) Brings a father and son together. You can both talk about how much you'd like to have sex with the woman in question.
4) Makes you start masturbating, or, makes you masturbate even more
5) If she ignores you, you start having rape fantasies.
6) Makes you start looking at your own mother in a new light.
7) You hope is a pedophile or into the "younger kid" depending on age
8) Is to blame for you exposing yourself to her, being beat up by her, her husband AND your friend.....plus being arrested by the police.
9) Makes you go with the neighbourhood slut just to fantasise it's the MILF you're having sex with.
10) Turns you into a criminal, and you find yourself breaking into her house and discovering a new pastime called "panty sniffing".
"I'm sorry your mom died. I'm going to really miss her. Expecially with her being a MILF"
"Mom, I'm sorry I slipped my hands between your legs when you were asleep. But I'm so in love with a MILF, I needed to touch your vagina and pretend it's hers"
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The Moro Islamic Liberation Front,an Islamist group located in the southern Philippines.
MILF rebels killed 5 government soldiers yesterday.
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Mother I'd Like to Fuck
A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom.
Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even
been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.
"Dude, your mom is such a fucking MILF, I can't concentrate on this homework."
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Original: Mom I'd Like to F***
However, Imagineers at Disney so lovingly gave this acronym an more ''kid-friendly'' meaning...Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor!! Don't believe it? Go to the Magic Kingdom (in Florida), and go in Tomorrowland...it's right there on the sign!!!
Original: "Wow! She's a hott MILF"
Disney: "C'mon, if we hurry we can catch the last MILF show!!"
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A person who has a fetish of fucking their son/daughter
Son: Mom, what is ur job?
Mom: i do sex in movie.
Son: Why you have sex in movie?
Mom: Because i love horse peepee in my ass.
Son: Why not human peepee.
Mom: Because ur dad peepee small.
Son: Why not sex other men.
Mom: because human peenin is to small enough.
Son: mom why not sex me?
Mom: because u benis non existing
Son: Mom you a fucking MILF,
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1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.
2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.
Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.
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