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The Irish Mohawk is a "Backwards Mohawk" where somebody shaves straight down the middle of somebody head (nearly 100% involuntarily) due to large amounts of alcohol consumption...the Irish Mohawk is named such because like the Irish it is Backwards
Guy 1: dude that guy just passed out!!
Dude: i know huh, know what im thinking ;)
Guy 1: no...But who the fuck cares lets give him an Irish Mohawk
Dude: Sweeet
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Teenage homosexuals who try to fit in with girls because they usually have a tiny pee-wee cannon. Also can be described as pussy middleschoolers who have been raped that don't have the testes to admit it.
Teddy hated his life so much, that he made girls give him a Pink Mohawk to make him look cool over the internet. Teddy doesn't have any male friends anymore...
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When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.
Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.
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Mohawk is a great campus and looks amazing except the dorms. The worst dorms u will ever live in it looks like a prison AC doesn’t work for shit it gets to hot to the point when it feels like u dipped ur ball sack into ranch dressing. This college is know as a drug campus there’s ether crack heads or people that rub there sandy pussy and complain all the time. If ur planning to go and take classes there go for it but if u want to live there I wouldn’t u will definitely shove a cabbage up ur ass and regret it.
“What college do u go to” oh I go to Mohawk valley community college” “what are u a crack head”
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a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.
“I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”
Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.
This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"
HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"
HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”