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The hottest man alive.
1:Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?
2: Yes! He is the hottest man alive
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A heavy weapon capable of shooting a shitton of bullets. Often belt fed. Badass but slow. Good for waves of suppressing fire.
Light machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.
“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”
A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.
Machine Gun Shelly is my favorite boxer!
an artist that get carried by a artist named Glaive also known as stopsitstopsit.
machine gun kelly really got carried by a 17 year old named ash
Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.
Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?
Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?
Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.
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Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages
Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response
Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>
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