royal mail

A bunch of fucking arseholes who make you pay them so they can delivery expensive items and then lose them, and then have the cheek to offer you a shitty fucking £34 pounds in compensation when it cost half that to send it.

I sold a laptop on ebay and Royal Mail lost it.

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Daily Mail

the worlds worst newspaper.

Supported the fascists in the 60s now, today is content with biggotry snipping at good tv, film and music, and attacking the defcless (asylum seekers for example)

Incredicly infuryiating to read.

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Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

t mail

Sending a telepathic message

When you think someone understands your meaning by body language or facial expressions alone:

"I was warning you to shut up-didn't you get my T mail?

mail bomber

A utility or tool usually written in php to send someone a mass quantity of emails in a short period of time. Usually used for malicious purposes or pranks.

Tina used a mail bomber and sent Joe 543 emails.

chain mail

MEGA GAY.

if you send chainmail, you're probably a little kid, or you're just extraordinarily retarded.

Always fake. i get 82273 emails a day. 82262 are CHAINMAIL. annoying.

it makes some people believe they'll become rich or they'll die if they don't send it.

"IF YOU DONT SEND THIS cHAIn MAIL TO 699669 PEOPLE IN 0.0000272 SECONDS a LITTLE GIRL GHOST NAMED RHINOCEROUSFATATH WILL BURST THROUGH YOUR WINDOW WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND MAKE YOU MEGA GAY"

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

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