A word used in order to dismiss someone's valid complaints, usually directed at something the user is overly attached to.
"I'm just saying, the overall quality of the franchise took a nosedive ever since they learnt they didn't have to put effort in to get sales."
"lol, stop malding."
"dammit. you're right. i forgot i'm meant to blindly consume whatever media is presented before me. thanks for the reminder."
When your girlfriend malds at you before you even do anything wrong
you: hey
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun
The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.
"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"
Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.
Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*
Gimp
He is such a gimp, He works at the club and is pansexual with siblings. He loves to play with balls and sticks, and he is a sex slave
You are such a Tanay Malde, stop sleeping with your Uncle
When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.
I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!
Not to be confused with "Mauled";
Used by anime game players in roblox when
you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to
*To "stay mad"*
*Insert very strong argument/case here*
"keep malding lol"