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THO I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE GOD DAMN VALLEY... I AM A UNITED STATES MARINE
Army: Hey did you see that one marine just took out 12 towel heads with a single bullet
AF: Could of done it better, i got a mini gun bitch
Navy:~to busy packing shit~
Marine: Shoots all 3~ Shut up idiots and lets KICK MORE ASS
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You know those guys the Army always waves around; the Rangers? Well we had a couple of those Army Rangers go through Marines' BASIC Infantry School and couldn't finish the humps (pack marches).
The Marines from 3rd LAR kicked Rangers ass at San D's MOUT Town; and they even brought more assholes and better equipment than we did.
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The act of hot-boxing marijuana in a closed space, and staying there breathing the smoke trapped in the space.
"Look at Eric over there! He just hot-boxed his truck and is marinating in the smoke."
"I love marinating! It always gets me so much higher!"
"I marinated all night in my room when my parents left me home alone for the night!"
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The process a female virgin's vagina goes through while awaiting it's first glorious penetration.
"Man that poonani's been marinating for 18 years!"
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An elite fighting organization falling under the Department of the Navy but grabbing it's own representative on the Joint Chiefs of Staff. If a marine is confronted with this fact, they will merely shake their head and reluctantly admit it's true.
A Marine will be the first to tell you that the Corps is better than the Navy, Army, and Air Force.
(There is generally a lot of tension between the Army and Marines, but only because the Soldiers couldn't make it into this day's Corps)
Army, "You serve?"
Marine, "Yeah, Marines. You?"
Army, "Yeah, Army. I'm sorry."
Marine, "Don't worry about it, we've been fixing the Army's mistakes since 1775, we're used to it by now."
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Infantry grunts for the Navy.
The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".
Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.
Guy 1: I'm a Marine. Oohrah!
Guy 2: Oh, you're in the Navy.
Guy 1: What? Fuck you! I'm no swabbie fag! I'm a goddamn Marine!
Guy 2: I know. The Marines are part of the Navy, didn't you know that?
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The baddest of the bad. These warriors have all the training and mentality necessary to be the most elite fighting force known to man. They follow their orders and get the job done right, no matter what the cost.
The advancing Marines, outnumbered and lacking strategic advantage, managed to push hundreds of enemy combatants out of the heavily fortified city.
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