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Your soul mate is the person you love unconditionally with all your heart. Just the sight of them makes your heart beat wildly and your stomache do backflips. While being in their presence fills you with a bliss that nothing else can give you.
The moment you are no longer in their presence the world seemingly turns dull and grey lacking its former luster, while your heart feels empty, without purpose, and your energy levels crash in the same way they do after an adrenaline, sugar and/or caffeine high.
Soul mates are people you can trust with your life, forgive without any explanation, love with your whole being, and grow old with. They are that one person it breaks your heart to say good bye to even if you are seperated for only moments...
Simply put your soul mate is the person life gives you to love and cherish with your whole heart and soul, they are the missing piece completing your life that you never want to let go of.
"Look at that cute old couple sharing an umbrella...."
"They seem so happy together..."
"They must be soul mates!"
Girl: "....can I stab him with my knife now...?" ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Boy: "No dear, he's not worth getting your pretty hands dirty.... I'll just tase him for you~" （＾＾）
Girl: "But that means you get all the fun!!" (>^<)
Guest: "You two are phsycipathic soul mates from hell!!!" Σ（・□・；）
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Whenever someone is complaining about their mate, this sarcastic, simple reply reflects the fact that they chose to be their friend, and should have to put up with whatever annoying stuff they do. For an intensifier, fucken is added into the middle.
Tony: Michael is being such a tool, he keeps taking my cereal.
Adam: Your mate.
Sean: God, I'm so fucking sick of Alex, he keeps cramping my style at parties by cockblocking me.
Pete: He's your mate Sean. Your fucken mate.
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n. Australian colloquialism. A replacement term for a person's name within a sentence. Usage stems from the idea that a person need not be named during a statement or anecdote, but that his or her identity can be deduced by the context of the message.
Sometimes the identity of old mate may not be discernable from the message's context. Quite often in such instances the identity is immaterial to the underlying message.
Person one: "I had sex with old mate. Again."
Person two: "You have to stop fucking her, seriously."
or
Person one: "Old mate dropped by and we watched the cricket for a bit."
Person two: "McGrath had a shocker, hey...."
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A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.
Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?
Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
Two peoples atoms that were together before their existence and now those people are together
“Nic and Emily are atom-mates.”
When someone "cock blocks" or in some way hinders the mating between two or more engaged parties.
"Dude my girlfriend and I were fucking and in walks my brother letting me know my 18 year old female neighbor was downstairs... with the results from her pregnancy test. Talk about a mating disruption..."
Seeing and meeting a person for the first time and immediately having a connection that not only transcends in the physical but most importantly in the spiritual. Its a feeling that you have always known that person, maybe from a past life, and automatically feel love for that person in the present. You want to be part of their lives and don't care of their past as an individual, but want to evolve with that person in a life together...in having a future together! It's an easy and effortless feeling to give every part of your soul to that person that you consider your soul-mate. Its a love that is more than physical but a love that is truely from God. A love that can overcome all obstacles and hardships in the relationsip...its trust, respect, kindness, honor, and faith.
You see that person for the first time and its not about their apperance, but a connection that is heart-sticken with possibility of being together and intertwineing into one. To share happiness, joy, saddness, hurt, and anything life throws at you. But you know that you can do it together and forever as a team...cause you have your soul-mate by your side.
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