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Mattis Wijk

Mattis Wijk is an endangered wild boar. Mattis Wijk is also sexually attracted to his cats and other animals. His brain is so fucked up he is also attracted to males, not only humans but animals too.

Mattis Wijk is not safe to be around. He can randomly crab ur dick and start sucking on it like a vacuum cleaner, Just like he does on Valter daily. Mattis is also a Discord mod, And yeah fat as hell

oh hes a Mattis Wijk.

what a loser.

by Trueonlynocapbrusda April 24, 2021


Matty Ice

The nickname for the Atlanta Falcons QuarterBack Matt Ryan.

Matty Ice is leading the Falcons to the Super Bowl!

by HA5TY November 12, 2010

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James Mattis

With a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the US secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. Noted for saying "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room," and "Nothing keeps me awake at night, I keep other people awake at night. For him killing people is a hell of a hoot, for which he can't be blamed. The warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol' chesty puller himself. There's a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.

NCOs: "Looking at James Mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the Highway of death."
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"

by Generic name here May 29, 2017

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matti nykänen

finnish skijumper, born 1963 in jyväskylä.
awards: olympic medals 4 golds 1 silver, world championships 4 golds 1 silver 3 bronze.
today matti make his penalty from stabbing.
short CV: skijumper, burglar, male-stripper, alcoholist, clown, celebrity. read more matti

elämä on laiffii
life is just life
elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa
life is the best time in life
ehkä join, ehkä en, so not
maybe I drink, maybe not, so not

by matti March 13, 2005

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Matty K

Sexually Inactive

This Matty K just won’t get off vsco

by TALKBOUTDAT January 3, 2022


Matty B

Thick Rapper that raps through a saxophone

HONK, SQUEAK” -Matty B

by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans October 8, 2018

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matty ice

hottest taco around. he's so cool and chill. Also know as Daddy ice.

Actually got a picture of matty ice today on the bus. <3

by RAQUEEEELLLL November 24, 2016

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