Hialeah Mechanic

A Mechanic or Technician that cuts corners lacking professionalism & is usually a sloppy job. The term Hialeah Is referring to all the illegal jobs done usually with very little regard for safety or the law at hand.

That AC guy he's a real Hialeah Mechanic!

Banteristic Mechanisms

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.

nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv

mechanical dandruff

Slang for The Crabs

Funny and non sexually explicit way to say Crabs.

Look at that dude digging his crotch! bet he's got mechanical dandruff!

death mechanic

is someone who maintains or fixes the implements of death.
I.E. an Army Helicopter Mechanic, or Air Force Jet Mechanic.

Marty was a trained Death Mechanic, as he worked solely on The F-35 during his time in the U.S.A.F..

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Fe-mechanic

a pussy
a follower

tch, catering to the whole again, there goes that blatant follower Fe-mechanic of yours

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mechanical seahorse

As you're fucking your special someone...the man begins to do the "white boy can't dance" move while inserting his penis into her vagina.

PJ was doing the mechanical seahorse while screwing Luke up the ass.

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mechanical turk

humans used as pieces of machinery, that is, as a mesurable part of an industrial procces, disregarding their humanity in favour of the greater goal. Mechanical turks are usually inserted as procedures in computer programming just like you would commonly say "save file; clear screen; mech-turk-do-something"

Dang! I have to write a program to bypass captchas
Hey, why not program it with mechanical turks?
I'll give it a try though i'm not sure it'll be fast enough

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