Lunch Meet

Lunch Meet is a useless waste of time; bull shitting and babbling.

Unicorn: Good Noon!
Rainbow: Good Nooon!
Unicorn: How's your xanax?
Rainbow: I'm too scared to take it!
Unicorn: Eat my hamburger
Shuman: I love Lunch Meet!

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Saftey Meeting

a covert, clandistine refrence to the act of smoking marijuana. Frequently used in food service employment to subvert detection by managment.

Joey, help me take out the trash and well have a saftey meeting.

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Meeting of the Dons

When a group of people with higher authority have a meeting usually in a bussiness setting; (referenced from The Godfather)

All the Big time CEO's are in there having a "Meeting of the Dons" right now.

mini-meet

A small (mini) meeting.

I'm having a mini-meet with him this afternoon.

danger meeting

The opposite of a safety meeting. Doing a round of shots with drinking compatriots, preferably of the hardest booze available.

Dr. Burger: "That safety meeting started the day on quite a positive note."
Dr. Box: "A danger meeting will sort you right the fuck out!"

safety meeting

Code for anytime you are smoking pot.

Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.

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swap meet

A flea market, also known as a swap meet, is a place where vendors come to sell their goods. The goods are usually inexpensive and range in quality depending on several factors which might include; urban or rural location of the flea market, part of the country that you are in, or popularity/size of the flea market. Flea market shopping is a popular pastime for many people in the Western world.

Hey man, i just bought this broken ps2 from the swap meet.

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