A person, typically a girl, that is extremely nice to you even though you do not deserve it.
Someone who exceeds your expectations.
Megan took care of my ankle when I injured it, she is a Shuman.
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Hilariously inappropriate and a blast to be around. Shumane's are gorgeous and are humble enough not to notice. Shumane's are almost always excellent chefs and make every meal with love. <3
Girl: How would you describe me?
Boy: You have a Shumane beauty ^_^
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The reporter for Channel 11 Fox News, Los Angeles. Responsible for exposing Anonymous as Internet hate machines, encouraging viewers to buy a dog, and corrupting the first lols into lulz.
Phil Shuman: They call themselves Anonymous; they are hackers on steroids!
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Stemming from Jewish traditions, a male lights each candle of the menorah for the appropriate night. Following the candle lighting ceremony, the male rolls a latke into a cylinder and thrusts it into the females anus. He then eats the latke out and once the latke is consumed, he proceeds to engage in the act of anal sex.
That guy jewman shumanned her so hard last night.
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When you cum on a girls face and then rub it in.
Dude, I gave that girl a greasy Shuman last night. She was greasy A. F.
Heart Breaker who breaks up then gets together with another girl in particular Avery Kennedy.
Ben Shuman beaks up then gets together with Avery
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when you take a shit at work and dont care who knows it
bro i just took the biggest shuman did anyone notice i was gone