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This years model from the Disney tween starlet factory. The next Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, etc.
I hope Miley Cyrus is saving up her money now, because the gravy train won't last.
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An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. His quotes daaske you with amazement. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Jack is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best person ever. Jack is very good looking. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing. He also is sooooo good at football and spends most of his time texting Miley. Miley is a caring funny
They wanted to be a Jack and Miley
An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. His quotes daaske you with amazement. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Jack is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best person ever. Jack is very good looking. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing. He also is sooooo good at football and spends most of his time texting Miley. Miley is a caring and funny. They share quotes and express felling towards winding people up and they are both super competitive. Miley are usually blonde but sometimes have brown hair. They have hazel eyes and she’s beautiful. She can make anyone laugh and can make anything seem funny. She has one main best friend and Miley and her best friend spend most of their time together. If you meet a Miley keep her forever and ever. She’s the best person you could ever meet.They are telepathic
They were jealous of the Jack and Miley
Singer Billy Ray Cyrus unnatural attachment to his singing 17 year old daughter, tying up the laces of her shoes and boots on the nights she goes commando, and pretty much lusting off the sweat, tears and caching, caching, caching, that Miley brings into his world.
Miley, I see you're going commando tonight. Mind if I Oedipus Miley before you go out? And maybe tonight I can Oedipus Miley as you don both your Miley hair and your Miley wig, as well as switch over to the Hannah Montana's hair, and wig.
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God's gift to the Devil.
Or
The Devil's gift to God.
God : Oh thank you for the gift Devil !
Devil : My pleasure..
God : -Opens-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !
God : -deteriorates-
Devil : >:D
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !!
Devil : Uh - oh ..-dies-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : Well, off to destroy the Earth !
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A big, brown, lumpy piece of crap, see diahhrea. Having Miley Cyrus's can sometimes lead to a visit from the doctor. After a Miley Cyrus, flush at least 3 times then air freshen. Very bad poop, sometimes even with mold or fungus. Also can be partly green. If you mix a Miley Cyrus and pee together, it becomes a Britney Spears.
try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's
Guy 1: Eww, last night I left a huge Miley Cyrus in the toilet!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.
Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!
Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!
Guy 2: I promise!
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Who: Cyrus, Miley
What: A skank who thinks she's so hot and can sing. She love to throw herself all over her boyfriend when theres a camera in the room, wait, she loves throwing herself all over any guy. PROTECT YOUR BOYFRIENDS, LADIES!
Where: Usually found in her bed/bedroom with new bff Many Girox.{What happened to Lesly?} Or in her bed/bedroom with her boyfriend. Or in a hotel hallway with random girls she shares candy with.
When: Rehab probably this summer. She staggers like a drunk woman on stage. Wait i mean a drunk slut.
ew Miley Cyrus had a hang over and she barfed all over Thomas's shoes and he dumped her
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