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This is a card played in Clash Royale. Typically used by either the most elite strategists in the game or by the worst strategists in the game, there is no in-between. Usually used to get quick powerful hits on powerful enemies. This card is often hated on by pussies.
Bro my Mini Pekka just took out the King Tower!
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A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.
"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
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A mini lol is a laugh that is not quite 'lol', but is still technically a 'laugh out loud'. It is in between ':|' and 'lol' on the lolage spectrum. It's a quiet laugh, the real-life equivalent of 'Heh'.
Person 1: Your mum is fat.
Person 2: Well you're gay.
Person 1: Man, I was just joking with you!
Person 2: ...mini lol?
When you piss in a cup and then top it with cum so it looks like a “mini beer”
When your misses has had a rough day at work and you give her a mini beer
Mini-Balrogs are created by typoes in Lord of the Rings fanfiction. They are not overly fond of fangirls and eat raw eggs and bacon. They generally reside at OFUM.
Legoals, Grimli, Borimer, Isenguard.
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One in the front, five in the back.
Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
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