OFUM

Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth, a fanfiction writing university for those who cannot understand basic concepts such as 'plot,' 'characterization,' and 'grammar.'

Originator of terms such as mini-balrog and nuzgul

Has led to spinoffs such as HFA and OFUDisc

After writing another abysmal Mary-Sue, 'Legolas's Queen' recieved an application to attend OFUM.

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Sweatin like 50 ofum

Sweating really badly. Enough to feel like you were sweating for 50 african americans in the sun.

Usually used by a cracker.

Person 1: Yo Ryan its hot out here!
Person 2: Ya I know. I'm sweatin like 50 ofum!

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Two-ofum

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.

I"ll have two-ofum!