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When a woman wears clothes that are made for sexy women when she isn't at all sexy.
person 1:
dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!
person 2:
because she's a mental model
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a. A place for high school students to take the roles of delegates representing other countries in order to "solve" world problems
b. A chance for geeks to get it on with hot delegates who don't know them
c. Often followed by a delegate dance, full of raging teenage hormones
d. Where students get to show off their cheesy pick up lines, most of which involve Djibouti
random mun-er: dude, China at that last model un conference was so hot!
delegate from Brazil: that had better be a gavel in your pocket
delegate from DR Congo: I totally wanna get it on with Djibouti
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A networking site geared towards aspiring models and photographers. It would be a great site, but it has flaws that are enough to overlook the pros. It's EXTREMELY unprofessional. For starters, the moderators are always on their high-horse & they'll ban members without any kind of warning if you get into a political/soapbox argument on the forums (I fail to see the connection between off-topic arguments & expanding your portfolio). And there's alot of perverted photographers who lack talent that are only interested in finding attractive models to shoot nude (or nearly nude) for their own personal pleasures & provide no benefit for the model.
Overall, Model Mayhem sucks & avoid it like a plague! It's only a matter of time before the site crashes & burns (which it will).
Skeeter: I want to build a portfolio with some nice photos. I'll join Model Mayhem.
Homer: Don't. It's unprofessional & shitty. It's full of pervy photographers who just want to see you naked & idiot moderators who exert their power plays & punish you for name-calling on the forums.
Skeeter: Okay, nevermind. I don't have to join to know that site sucks cock
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when someone (usually your man/your man who's not actually your man) looks so good, they literally are a model.
a term for a guy whom is so attractive and good looking, they look like a model.
friend 1: "damn, who's that?"
friend 2: "he my mans, he's a model"
F1: "he's a model??"
F2: "i mean, he's actually not but you know what i mean"
F1: "okay, he's a model"
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giving your partner a handjob to the same action as the old model T crank automobile. It is most preferred in a clockwise cranking action until your partner ejaculates in her or his face.
after a hard day at work. my bf made me give him a model t in the bedroom. started rite up, all over my face.
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A girl (chick) that is tall & has model-like features (smooth skin, bouncy hair, sunshine smile, deep eyes, cofidence, an attractive strut, & a curvy or thin body)
He said he doesnt want like tha girl-next-door type; He wants a model chick.
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thaa sickest extracurricular, where a bunch of teens congregate at a suhweet conference and solve all world problems in the span of two to five days. involves pimp suits and delegate dances where the hippest nerds go to writhe about in their banana republic committee duds.
"yo, where did you go this weekend? sounds like a partayyy."
"i was at model congress."
"what's that?"
"see above moron"
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