a moped slathered with lots of lube
oh my god my moped just got slicked (AKA a slick moped)
A name given to a woman you arent proud you slept with. No one wants to get caught riding a moped
That Moped last night was so busted she could have made a dildo go limp!
An umbrella term used for almost anything. In particular, as a slight insult.
Tarik: Madi, du bist ein Moped.
Madi: Deine Mutter ist ein Moped.
A guy with not much horsepower or stamina, who is only fun to be around when your friends don't see you with him.
Rebecca calls Zack the Zoped because he is such a Moped; she only ever associated with him in 8th grade because she couldn't get anyone better.
Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao
ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."
Make every person that Mopi touches 5'2" so theyre all the same height.