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While playing CoD2 i gave joe a case of velox mortis with a shot to the head.
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the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.
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adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.
damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!
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When you have a full erection, but are unable to cum do to large amounts of alcohol.
Last night I had sex for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not cum. I was so tired that I just rolled over and went to bed. I had a bad case of "Liquor Mortis".
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If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.
Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.
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A person /persons with a high iq or just an idiot that screams "I'm Pickle Rick"
"To understand the jokes in Rick and Morty you need a high iq"- a Rick and Morty Fan
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The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.
"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."