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A disparaging nickname for Senator Joe Manchin, the poseur Democrat from West Virginia, because his racist arguments are about as coherent as a 24-7 pothead.
Here comes Senator Joe Munchies with another illogical diatribe in defense of the neo-Nazi Republican filibuster!
When you can't go to sleep or think about sleeping because hunger overcomes you.
Damn, I need second dinner. I have a mad case of the sleep-munchies.
This legendary sentence was said by our great lord Pip from South Park
Pip: Any of you blubs now what's for lunch, today?
Cargman and the gang: awkward silence
Pip: LUNCHIE MUNCHIES? HMMMMM?!
A homosexual male who cosplays as Dog The Bounty Hunter everyday and enjoys eating food after other men ejaculate all over it!
"Yo is that a Munchy Mane over there"
"Yeah it is, I heard last night he was telling all these doods in the bukkake cave that he was the real Dog The Bounty Hunter. After that he had 10 of them ejaculate all over a piece of cake just so he could lick off all their semen"
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The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
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The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.
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A friend for life. Somebody who will go toe to toe against any taco and buddy up with you on any burger. You gots to be down for the bacon and be ready to go ham on the pork loin. Your Munchie Buddy doesn't have to necessarily smoke pot, we just know it always makes things better.
"Damn bro, I'm starving! I wish my munchie buddy Chad was here to take down this 10lb taco with me."