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The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
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Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.
"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"
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The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's
My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".
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the act of masturbating to put off an important activity
tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating
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Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing
I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers
Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.
Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...
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Using masturbation as a way to put things off.
"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."
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