Holy Nail

The ultimate homosexual sexual conquest. This is where a gay man seeks to have sex with a straight man because of its almost impossible nature. The Holy Nail can be two things. One, it's the journey and desire to have sex with a straight man. The other is the actual act of having sex between a gay man and a straight fellow.

Loren: "Gay guys really want to do straight guys. They're the Holy Nail."

Shelby: "So gay guys like to do other gay guys?"
Corrine: "Yes, but they would rather do a straight guy. You know, the Holy Nail."

Matthew: "Damn, you see Fred over there? He's looking fine tonight."
Seth: "Yeah, too bad he is with his girlfriend."
Matthew: "I know! He's my Holy Nail."

Keith: "If I finally nail a straight dude, would that be considered a Holy Nail?"
Caitlin: "Not sure, because if he has sex with you he might be gay."
Keith: "Yeah, then it wouldn't be a Holy Nail."

coke nail

When a person has one especially long nail, used to do cocaine off of. Generally a pinky nail.

"Did you notice that cashier's crazy long coke nail?"

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Old Nail

An ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that a person still has sexual relations with.

Originally derived from the italian "Vecchio Chiodo".

She is my Old Nail.

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ass nail

*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.

eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS

coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.

"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"

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To nail someone

To have sex with someone.

I really need to nail someone tonight, it's been so long my balls are the size of oranges!

or

Yes! I finally nailed Jane last night!

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Lesbian nails

Lesbians have short nails to have sex ;)
I mean it would hurt if they wouldn't have short nails... I guess

Boy:,, omg do u see her short nails?Those are lesbian nails!! That's why she rejected me! I'm dumb !! "

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