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When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.
YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.
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1. small testicles
2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house
3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's
Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.
The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).
Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!
An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.
Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.
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The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack
Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape
Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.
Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"
Ryan: "What?"
Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"
Ryan: *cries*
When multiple men aggressively spoon each other on the bottom bunk of a bunkbed. The buns consisting of two random people and the meat consisting of the most popular person present. Extra toppings can be added.
"Damn, the Nard-Dog was so hard during the Nard Sandwich!"
"Mason, Bernard, and Aidan made a crazy Nard Sandwich last night!"