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once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.
Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep
Person 2: damn sleep well ig
A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
Lets have a bath then Elton John
I can't believe you have never Elton johnned.
Where's Elton john?
The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus
" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"
" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"
The biggest boi and really likes black people
Elton Chun is getting it on
A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.
Past tense: Elton Johned
Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
the best friend anyone could wish for......
Elton Jo Leroy is my best friend