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To do something right, or gain from achieving the goal. Also know as getting exactly what you want or "hitting the nail on the head"
Carol: you can't have the shoes!
Nina: I'll do the dishes
*later on*
Ruby: I thought you said she wasn't buying them?!
Nina: nah mate, I managed to secure the bag!
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An object or act that assures one of safety and security.
This phrase was first derived from the blanket a characket from Peanuts(Charlie brown) always had with him. If memory serves me right a US Present coined the phrase.
1. The addition of cameras and patrolling officers will creat a security blanket for the students on campus.
2. Driving fast makes me feel safe. Like wrapping a blanket around me, it shields all the bad things from coming in.
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A security hole is a hole that contains security.
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To wipe after an expected Shart, or to wipe feces out of but crack to prevent a skid mark.
"dude, i thought i sharted, but the Security Wipe came back negitive" "Dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. Saved my drawers.
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This is a lower officer of the Law enforcement realm. That the upper levels fucking hate. His or Her responsibilities mainly include securing a hospital without proper training and/or direction.May be called upon to insure the safety of patients, staff,and patrons through actions other wise unreasonable for higher levels of law enforcement. Requirements for this position include: G.E.D., or have had to walk into a high school at one time or another, No time on task skills, the ability to have no direction or take direction, stocker, no social skills whatsoever. promotion within security ranks often includes the ability to over see the activities of other officers in a way that makes them hate working and even living. often top canditates for promotion have at least 2 months experience and a belt that could fit around the entire team they will supervise. It is an internal packed with fellow hospital security officers if any bodily fluids (i.e. vomit, piss, poop, blood, spit,and/or ejaculate)come into contact with any officers skin the entire shift will walk off site. Over all security in most hospitals is just fine, but ultimately they rely on nothing ever really going down. P.S. I hate my life
Like purgatory hospital security is a second chance at a better life.
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Aka:Border insecurity
Prime time show on Australian television repeatedly ranking on the top of popularity charts which pretty much sums up Australian mentality: content as follows - bunch of insecure power trip ridden knobs interrogating incoming tourists,refugees,Kiwis in a way suited for the camera and satisfaction of narrow minded 'Aussie' public.To understand this definition fully one must see show in question for oneself.It makes Schindler list look like easy night relax movie.
Melbourne airport,Border security base of operation
Me: hello.
custom officer: empty your bag and wallet for search of illegall immigrants.
Me: it`s just a backpack i don`t understa...
custoom officer: you are under arrest now you`ll be now transfered to a detention centre(read:concentration camp) where you spend at least 3 years without any chance of getting legal help.
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An individual who when given a master key, radio, and flashlight turns into the douchiest know it all on the planet.
Oh look Josh the Security Officer is here 30 mins early for work.
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