1. (adj) to describe someone who has technical skills that are off the charts compared to mere mortals;
2. (adv) used to describe the display of technical skills that amazed the speaker; describing someone who accomplished something thought impossible
3. (n) title given to only the very best technical people
1. He is so good that he is technical awesomness.
2. That was quite a display of technical awesomness that he displayed when removing that malware.
3. "Hi, my name is Rich and I am Technical Awesomness"
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When you see a sexy dame and your hindbrain looks her up and down whilst saliva pools in the corner of your mouth.
As Jennifer ambled down the hall, I couldnβt help but give her some good technical analysis (TA)βgreat technicals, fine analysis.
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When you play a "Trolling" song on TurnTable.fm and you want to piss the people in that lobby off.
Person 1: (Song going into Troll Mode) Whoops! Technical Difficulties!
Person 2: SKIP
Person 3: GET THIS SHIT OFF THE STAGE
Person 1: Sorry about that. Just because I was having some Technical Difficulties didn't mean you had to boot me off stage!
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A drama kid who instead of memorizing lines or showtunes, reads plays and musicals to come up with set designs and or "lighting designs"; usually wears black (everywhere! including socks and shoes); thinks that the three most important things in life are:
1.) Flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
Constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. Knows the difference between "theater" and "theatre"; and where it's acceptable to use each! Are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes...MOVE Dang it! Knows the difference between a "follow spot" and a "spot light"; Smart off and they'll turn your light off; Knows TONS of knots; Can fix anything with gaff tape; WILL cut somebody; are not the actors' babysitters, but WILL discipline them; Never say "good luck" only "merde" and "break a leg". They survive on four things:
1.) Caffeine
2.) Nicotene (18+)
3.) Sugar
4.) Alcohol (+21)
Knows numbers for all colors. AND Finds it frustrating to define themselves on Urban Dictionary.
FIN.
Regular Kid 1: (Belch) "Purple!"
Regular Kid 2: "Blue!"
Technical Theatre Kid: "R339!"
RegKid1: "That's not a color!"
RegKid2: "Yea!"
Techkid: "Rosco 339! Broadway Pink aka TBP!"
RegKid 1 and 2: "Freakin Tech theatre kid!"
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Someone who is japo-technical knows that hara-kiri is the slang term for sepuku. Usually a super-geek who founded the school japanimation club and went on to write his own American anime cartoon series, only to find out that not even children will watch that shit. Japo-technical is a highly derrogatory term deserving only the basest of geeks.
"Excuse me, the term wakishashi is only to be used formally. The more common name, shoto, is much more appropriate in most circumstances, and I'd appreciate if you didn't give me a wedgie."
"Stop being so japo-technical, geek."
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Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.
"CΒ΄mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."
Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.
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Often used interchangeably with progressive death metal, technical death metal (or simply "tech death") is a subgenre of brutal death metal that emphasizes complexity. It can be influenced by jazz or classical music. Some tech death metal bands have incorporated psychedelia, Aboriginal music, Mediterranean modes, and even symphonic elements into their music.
Decapitated is one of the most prominent technical death metal acts.
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