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Was:A televised award show whose winners ACTUALLY earned it!
Now:A televised award show whose winners either died or campaigned for it!
Oscar Then:James Dean
Oscar Now:Heath Ledger
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a sex god that will make your life amazing
girl 1 last night i had sex with oscar
girl 2 omg you're so lucky
girl 1 he is a god in bed
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The friend that is humours and an overall happy person . That friend that may seem to not like you at first but grows to become inseparable. The best friend anyone could ask for and a very very very big chatterbox. He believes in others even when they dont believe in themselves. He is very funny, usually gets all the hot girls. Normally laughs at people’s accents and can make the funniest faces when mad. a privilege to know and have in your life. An Oscar loves his family and friends more than ever. Loves candles and is a very good driver. Amazing at having endless laughter and endless gossip. Oscar is a man who loves alcohol and is addicted to the colour white. His style is mostly modern and loves home design. If you meet an Oscar, you will be calling him every day as you will be inseparable, but get ready for those long chats!!!
“Oh look, there’s that chatterbox, I think his name is Oscar”
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When a film director directs a film with the intention of winning an Oscar rather than making a good film.
I saw Wolf of Wall Street last weekend, and Martin Scorsese has a case of Oscaritis. The performances are painfully Oscary, and the flashy, unoriginal technique (a rip off of Scorsese's Good Fellas) was like being hit over the head with an Oscar. Definite case of advanced Oscaritis.
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sexy mexican who loves to have phone sex with his lady
oscar -- i wanna put my thick cock in you baby really hard
girl -- oohhhh baby
oscar -- imma f*ck you really hard until i cum everywhere
girl -- omg
--a few hours later--
girl -- ooohhhh baby
oscar -- oohh baby imma cum!
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a retard that lives in a dumpster and plays fortnite
person 1: oscar is so retarded
person 2: why?
person 1: he plays fortnite and dos fortnite dances
person 2: oh yeah pretty retarded
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A Dominican who's actually an escaped Mexican in a track suit. He's a natural chick magnet and loves beanie.....babies.
Catch that Oscar!
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