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The Crusty Cooch

The best place to get canned coochie in the sea! Get it pickled or deviled, or bvb get a good ol diet cannaed coochie. Now with the release of "Canned coochoe 2" there is now three now flavors! "Stepsister", "Cheatin mama", and "cherry"! (Uncle al yt inc isnt responsible for any injury or sex assault)

"Lets head outta here and go to the crusty cooch for a quick munch. After that let's fuck in the bathrooms." -Natt Peterson

by Пепси человек January 12, 2021


curdle cooch

Nasty, smelly infected vagina. Namely yeast infected.

You should steer clear of Alethea's curdle cooch, there's some nasty shit brewing in there.

by KrispiG June 30, 2007

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cooch pearl

The product of grains of sand being embedded in the vagina for a long period of time formed naturally like a real pearl would form in a clam. A real sign of maturity in women.

Most women arn't ready to drop their cooch pearl until their mid 20s or 30s.

by Frenchie619 January 16, 2007

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cooch (or coochie)

Of or pertaining to a woman's sexual orifices or region. Not usually used in a derogatory or derisive fashion. Rather, the meaning has subtle references to pleasure and often of respect or reverence.
Plural - coochies -
Hist. - derivation of 20's and 30's Entertainers known as "Hoochie -Coochie Girls."

After a long session with her fiance, speaking of her own anatomy, L'Keisha said,
"I am so tired and funky... I just can't wait to jump into a hot tub, scrub myself good and clean my coochie!"

by Michael F. Porta February 4, 2005

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cooch licker

One who licks cooch; an individual who partakes in the act of licking a vagina.

That dyke is quite the cooch licker.

by littlecheese October 20, 2005

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Rub the cooch

To stimulate a woman's clitoris.

"Just rub the cooch man. she'll get so horny."

by Gavin December 10, 2004

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cooch gobbler

some one who gobbles the female taco aka known as the cooch

as i lay in my wifes bed she opens her leggs as i become a cooch gobbler

by pussy munch August 13, 2010

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