small business owner

A not well-endowed gentleman.

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.

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Galaxy S8 owner

This defines the leader of a drug cartel.

Pepper is an Galaxy S8 owner, so he owns a drug cartel.

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Beneficial owner of a popsicle

The person who opens the wrapper of a popsicle.

As beneficial owner of a popsicle, I would need to be wary of those who would like to give my popsicle a haircut. They might try a shark-bite to avoid my back-ice.

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Discord Owner Day

December 12th is Discord Owner Day, the day that any server owner is allowed to harass, this includes, but is not limited to, any moderator action such as kicking, muting, or banning any of their server members (including moderators) and no one can do anything about it.

Man Discord Owner Day is tomorrow but I still don’t have a server, I can’t come up with any good ideas.

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Simp The Owner Day

A great day for Discord owners! This takes place on December 16th, which is right before Fuck The Owner Day. On this day, you are required to simp for the owner of any Discord owner you see!

Normal Day
Discord Owner: Hi guys!
Member: Fuck you

Simp The Owner Day
Discord Owner: Hey everyone!
Member: OMG hi!!! Here's free nitro!

Café Owner Anti

- People who hate the group of twitter stans who call themselves café owners.
- There’s not really a reason for this, except that they’re jealous of not being included. So sad.

- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently don’t have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.

- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.

“no i don’t think you understand... i’m a café owner anti... i’m obsessed with the café owners.”

Sunfire owner

Someone who owns and drives a Pontiac Sunfire, usually between the ages of 16 and 25.

Customer: What about that one
Used Car Dealer: Oh yes thats a '97 Sunfire
Customer: Is it reliable?
Used Car Dealer: Lets define reliable...
***cellphone rings***
Customer: Hold on I have to take this call, I'll just buy it.
Used Car Dealer: There IS a god.

Sunfire owner: I just bought a Sunfire.
Friend: That's embarrassing.

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