Oxford Scholar

It means "dollar" in cockney slang.

Lend me an Oxford scholar ( or an Oxford)

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oxford couple

A girl with two guys, or sometimes three or four guys. Common in social situations where men outnumber women, e.g. at certain Oxford University Colleges or Courses.

Did you see that cute physicist being trailed by four guys? - Yeah, that's a really extreme example of an Oxford Couple.

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Boxers and Oxfords

A theme for a high school dance where the only thing people wear is boxers and an oxford or collared shirt.

Tonight's dance theme is "Boxers and Oxfords"

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oxford comma

an oxford comma is a small curly-que of a turd squeezed out onto your dick when you are fucking a girl doggy-style.

so i was fucking your sister last night and when she came she gave me an oxford comma.

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oxford coma

When you drink a liter of vodka before you say the word "and."

I totally went into an Oxford coma at that party last night.

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Oxford Street BBQ

When the boys gather around a bbq and have a circle jerk and cum into the flames of the BBQ. You then proceed to inhale the vapour of your own cum and those around you.

Originated in the straightest city in the world, Sydney Australia. And is named after a predominantly gay street in Sydney, Oxford Street.

Hey Adam, why are those boys having a wank next to a bbq.

Don’t worry Raph they are just participating in the ancient tradition of an Oxford street BBQ. Let’s join them and add our cum to the juicy concoction.

Oxford English Dictionary

A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.

"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."

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